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Reblog a false stereotype about your state!

youbettago:

onlyforshelly:

marlasingerkindagirl:

ingalunda:

ohshitbacon:

gottabekadey:

iwasarecord:

claire-hallxxx:

zombie-fuck:

erikaainwonderland:

hearttothesky:

nicotinerush:

mothaachuckaa:

illiejane:

alwaysmemberneverforget:

forever-and-always:

oholivia:

amberbarakat:

searchingforalana:

feelslikegold:

photomoto:

blakeisaninja:

Nebraska-We aren’t all farmers.

connecticut - we aren’t all rich prep schools.

kentucky - we have shoes. AND ELECTRICITY. omg.

alabama- redneck hicks.

california - not everyone lives in LA or by the beach.

massachusetts- we’re not stupid just because we don’t pronounce the r’s at the end of our words.

rhode island - even though it exists in family guy, there is no such town called quahog. oh and we are not part of new york! and we dont all drive like we have road rage

All the women are as dumb as Sarah and we all drive sleds and live in igloos.

We have running water and grass, although we don’t have cowboys or rampaging Indians. OH, and we don’t live in ghost towns. We live in subdivisions. (NM)

Kansas- no, i do not live on a farm, and I’ve never milked a cow.

there are absolutely no stereotypes of michigan, this disappoints me

Minnesota - We don’t talk like the people in Fargo. Sure, we have a slight accent, everyone does. But we don’t tawk liiike this, ay? OH, and ‘Minnesota nice’ <—- True, for the most part… Haha. People here are painfully nice.

Louisiana - We aren’t all black

SPAIN - Not all of use wear colorful dresses and dance/sing Flamenco. In fact, I know MORE people who HATE Flamenco then people who actually DO.

South Africa- SOME OF US ARE INFACT WHITE

FLORIDA IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!
no.

Toronto, Ontario - I have never once heard someone pronounce the word “about” “aboot.”

France - some of us don’t wear berets, and you can’t see the eiffel tower by every window.

Sweden - very few of us are 6’3” tall, blonde and called Inga. It is an old lady name. And for the record, no, we do not sound like Victoria Silvstedt in The Boat Trip. Really. No one.

Louisiana - Shreveport is a real town, and Bon thomps isn’t. And we don’t all talk as bad as Anna Paquin makes it seem (thank you true blood *eye rolls*) Not everyone lives in a trailer..and we aren’t all black.

Belgium - Not all of us are born with a brick in our stomach, and eating chips and steak all the time and chocolate and drinking beer and learning millions of languages and being nice to other people. And we’re not all chavs, and fatties.

California - Not everyone here is a surfer.

England - we don’t all talk with either a posh Southern accent or a Cockney accent.   that’s like 1% of the population.  we do like tea though. a lot.